Daisy Ain't Got Shit On Me. VOTE AMERICA!

Dear VH1,

 I have had enough. This little game between you and I has gone on long enough. After months of negotiation hard ball, I am coming to you with an offer, America's blog readers as my witness. 

I bring to you The Untitled "10 Guys Will Fall In Love of Lori G But She Will Choose Only One To Go Then Break Up With So He Can Then Get His Own Reality Show" Project. 

I demand the rights to Executive Produce, Story Edit, Host, and Star in this original reality hit. 

I have also provided you with the following contestants, this will cut down on your budget as far as casting and deal negotiations, considering all of the following men have already signed waivers to participate only for the winnings of my love. Please approve the following.

"Etch A Sketch" 

There is something very vulgar yet sensitive about

this man that I felt would be appealing to America. Keep in mind

VH1 that not only do I have my best interest in mind

but also the best interest of your viewers, and it goes without

saying he will be America's sweetheart.

"Big Blue"

Big Blue is a father of six and a grandfather of thirteen.

If that doesn't scream, we will live Happily Ever After. I am not sure what does. 

Plus, If I had to pick a football team to like, I guess it would be the Giants.

And his wife told me I am the only woman he has ever

offered to lend his coat to. 

LOVE.

"4 Wheels"

You know, I swore off boys on skateboards in 6th grade

and have stayed pretty true to that promise ever since.

But times are changing, clogs are back in style, and apparently 

tee shirts that look like fake tuxedos are too.

I like this guy's style, I mean, check out his wolf hat. 

(I think it's a Twilight promo!)

"Bo"

Alright so every dating show now comes standardly equipped with

the androgynous contestant, right? It appeals to some sort of secret fetish

Americans don't want to admit that they have. Plus this "person" plays some 

strange instrument which is both intriguing and incredibly sexy.

Anyone that plays any instrument is sexy.

Plus this will make for GREAT tv.

"Run DMC"

These guys are just plain hot. And their mom's would

only let them sign up together so, WIN WIN!

"Paco"

I thought it would be ironic to call nickname him Paco. 

Paco is a Harvard Law School Grad and has opened his own 

multi million dollar 

Panty Liner business called, "Safe to Go". 

Even if it doesn't work out with Paco, at least I will have

made a rich friend with a private jet.

"12 Pack"

Alright VH1, let's face it. If I didn't do it, you were going to. 

"Shoe Cleaner"

Shoe Cleaner has been working at Yum Yum Donuts for 

2 years and just bought a 1996 Mustang Convertible with his savings.

I think he is a great representation of the American Dream.

And aren't we all just trying to live the American Dream?

Viewers will really be able to relate to Shoe Cleaner.

"Colonel Robert E. Lee"

Rumor on the street is this guy lives in a castle.

A legitimate castle in the Catskills.

Why would he be wearing that coat if he didn't live in a castle.

Word on the street is this man once sha-boinked Harriet Tubman.

And that is just groundbreaking for their time. I just want him on my show

for the support of interracial dating history. 

AND.... BINK!

Now the program is also educational!!

(I would have had Mr. Rogers on the show but he is signing onto Celebrity Bachelorette)

"Captain Kirk"

If you ask me this guy looks like a HUGE bore. But we needed

one more contestant, so I was like, 

"ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Well thank you VH1 for your time and support. America please place your votes in the comment section as to who you hope will win The Untitled "10 Guys Will Fall In Love of Lori G But She Will Choose Only One To Go Then Break Up With So He Can Then Get His Own Reality Show" Project. 

-Lo.

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